Category Archives: This really happened mostly

Because I Feel Bad About the Last Entry of the Week Being a Poem… HERE’S HOW NUMBERS WORK YEAH!

This is going to be really short. Freshman Algebra for some reason we get into Social Security numbers. My guess why? Teacher was trying to steal some identities in retrospect, but who knows. Obnoxious Kid (Me): Hey, what happens when there … Continue reading

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I Killed My Tortoise

I have Dissociative Feelings Disorder. And before you ask, yes I just made that up. THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT REAL! Dissociative Identity Disorder is multiple personalities, which is awesome in theory but probably in real life not as cool … Continue reading

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It’s Called Healing People

Warning: Don’t read this if you internalize insults made to strangers out of anger, or if you externalize those insults and apply them to entire groups of people, or just don’t read this because I get pretty offensive. But for … Continue reading

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Brown Trout Only Swim Down Stream – Hint, there may be murder rakes involved.

In High School during the summers I had an interesting job. You might call it a dirty job, even a… shitty job. I was really bad at it. It involved waking up about an hour before first tide, putting on … Continue reading

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