Category Archives: Life advice from Yoda… or a yeti who knows

Dear Judgmental Soccer Mom

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Please Return to Owner

Thanks for the comments! I was going to entertain myself for an hour or so until lunch got here with sarcasm and double entendre and time how long it took to catch on. I do enjoy those kinds of back … Continue reading →

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Okay You’re a Mother, You’re Not My Fucking Mother

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Please Return to Owner

This is a short one and doesn’t really count as a post, but in my ever-spiraling descent into utter and complete anti-social hermitdom I find I need to step back, take a breath, and discern whether this newest thought I cannot … Continue reading →

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Zen Guide to Dealing with Traffic for the Fully Realized Individual

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Please Return to Owner

Traffic for fully realized conscious people like us can be a real drag. Who are these peasants in metal land ships delaying our important progress toward our destination? It’s uncivilized to say the least, we know. But sometimes when our … Continue reading →

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