- I’m So Vain I Probably Think This Blog is About Me
- Because I Feel Bad About the Last Entry of the Week Being a Poem… HERE’S HOW NUMBERS WORK YEAH!
- Every Business Person in Busyville Loved Being Busy a Lot… (Hey, don’t read this, I was bored. I see some people clicked here. I apologize. I’ll add something less lame in a bit.)
- Dear Judgmental Soccer Mom
- I Killed My Tortoise
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I have Dissociative Feelings Disorder. And before you ask, yes I just made that up. THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT REAL! Dissociative Identity Disorder is multiple personalities, which is awesome in theory but probably in real life not as cool … Continue reading
This is a short one and doesn’t really count as a post, but in my ever-spiraling descent into utter and complete anti-social hermitdom I find I need to step back, take a breath, and discern whether this newest thought I cannot … Continue reading